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One baby. One Saturday morning. Zero supervision.
BIG BABY ENERGY is built for desktop — keyboard & mouse or a gamepad. Open this page on your computer to wake the baby.
About the game
The moon is a biscuit. We are going to get it.
You are Quinwin. You are eleven months old. It is Saturday, 06:02, and nobody is watching — except the baby monitor, which is filing incident reports, and Mr Snuggles, a one-eyed teddy-bear general who has looked out of the nursery window and seen dessert.
Freestone Manor is a real house, captured in 360° and rebuilt in photoreal polygons. Every cupboard opens. Every toy is grabbable (with your mouth). Everything is lickable and gets a taste rating. Most things can be thrown, bonked, flushed or worn as a hat. Dad is asleep on the sofa. Biscuit the cat is judging you. Mum is on the phone in the garden, and the Mum-O-Meter is rising.
Work through Mr Snuggles’ thirteen orders, find the six glowing Lost Dummies and grow into nine forms, wreck 32 side quests and fill a 612-sticker book — then strap a leaf blower to your back and go and get that biscuit.
What it’s like
Ninety percent chaos. Ten percent nap.
A real house, rebuilt in polygons
Freestone Manor is a real family home, captured in 360° and rebuilt room by room — from Gaussian splats to photoreal polygons, down to the carpet. Thirteen rooms, two gardens, one baby.
Baby physics
Grab it (with your mouth). Lick it (it gets a star rating). Throw it, bonk it, flush it and — ideally — wear it as a hat. 150+ things to grab and 400+ ways for it to go wrong.
Nine forms
Find the six Lost Dummies and grow. BIG KID reaches latches, ADULT QUIN reaches the fridge, BALLOON BABY floats and GOLDEN QUIN turns everything he licks to gold. The cat would like a word.
SUGAR RUSH
See the Biscuit Moon and the sugar kicks in: press R and the whole house melts into its dreamy Gaussian-splat twin — the original scan we built the polygons from.
Operation Biscuit Moon
Thirteen orders from Mr Snuggles.
The one-eyed general runs a tight ship: one order at a time, delivered with total conviction. Side quests, set pieces and nonsense run alongside.
Need to know basis.
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#01
Cot Bars
“Soldier. Wake up. We have a situation.”
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#02
Recon the Perimeter
“Eyes on everything. Mouth on everything.”
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#03
The Biscuit in the Sky
“That’s no moon. That’s dessert.”
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#04
The Gate Problem
“That gate has held better men than you. Shorter men. Exactly your height.”
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#05
Operation Slipper
“Something powerful sleeps in the warm dark. It squeaks.”
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#06
Gate Crasher
“Now you’re tall. Now we talk.”
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#07
Everest
“Bottom first, soldier. That’s how legends go down stairs.”
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#08
Know Your Enemy
“Never trust a cat. Especially that cat.”
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#09
The Kitchen Job
“The tin. On the fridge. It’s always on the fridge.”
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#10
[ Classified ]
Mr Snuggles says you’re not cleared for this yet, soldier.
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#11
[ Classified ]
Mr Snuggles says you’re not cleared for this yet, soldier.
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#12
[ Classified ]
Mr Snuggles says you’re not cleared for this yet, soldier.
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#13
[ Classified ]
Mr Snuggles says you’re not cleared for this yet, soldier.
Growth spurts
Nine forms. Nine very bad ideas.
Six glowing Lost Dummies are hidden around the house and garden. Suck one and you grow — and every form plays the house differently. Tap T to swap, hold it for the dial.
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QUIN
Eleven months old. Crawls at speed. Fears nothing.
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BIG KID
Reaches latches. Revenge is a dish best served tall.
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ADULT QUIN
Reaches the top of the fridge. Takes calls from Singapore.
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CAT QUIN
Counter-hopping, table-clearing. Judgement included.
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JETPACK QUIN
Leaf blower, fizzy pop, bike helmet, duct tape, goggles.
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TINY QUIN
Every toy is a mountain. The washing machine is a ride.
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BALLOON BABY
Floats. Mostly floats. Stay away from the cat.
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ZOOMER
Dangerously fast. Counts as a bowling ball.
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GOLDEN QUIN
Everything he licks turns to gold. Including Dad.
Nursery cam footage
Screenshots
How we built it
Splats to polygons: how we rebuilt a real house for a baby to wreck
Gaussian splats gave us a photoreal house, but they couldn’t survive a baby at floor level. So we rebuilt it in polygons, and kept the splats as a dream.
Read the deep diveBefore you wake the baby
What you’ll need
- A desktop browser with WebGL2 — any recent Chrome, Edge, Firefox or Safari.
- A decent GPU — any recent dedicated card, or Apple Silicon / modern integrated graphics. It’s a photoreal house, and the game scales its detail to hold the frame rate.
- A big first download — about 1 GB. Your browser keeps it, so the next visit is quick.
- Keyboard & mouse or a gamepad — WASD to crawl, click to grab, Q to lick, E to wear it, T to grow, Tab for the Big Baby Book.
Slapstick, nappies and toilet humour. No babies were harmed. See our support FAQ if the baby won’t wake.
Cloud saves
The chaos follows you.
BIG BABY ENERGY autosaves your orders, forms, stickers and outfit on this device. Sign in and your save syncs to your Solo Frogs account, so you can carry on wrecking the house from another computer.
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